May I see you again?” he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.

I smiled. “Sure.”

"Tomorrow?" he asked.

"Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don’t want to seem overeager.

"Right, that’s why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight. But I’m willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow." I rolled my eyes. "I’m serious," he said.

"You don’t even know me," I said. I grabbed the book from the center console. "How about I call you when I finish this?"

"But you don’t even have my phone number," he said.

"I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."

He broke out into that goofy smile. “And you say we don’t know each other.

John GreenThe Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)

1,384 notes · 4 hours ago


people whose parents pay them for good grades


341,931 notes · 19 hours ago


when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

257,865 notes · 19 hours ago


following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

stop that


Forever reblog



*Downloads cute relationship*

78 notes · 20 hours ago

  • me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
  • mom: finish the one you have sweetie
  • me: it's empty
  • mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*
  • 55,374 notes · 20 hours ago

New favourite joke:




A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

474,051 notes · 1 day ago